Husband Wife Hindi Jokes

Ek Ghar Mein Mehmaan Aa Rahe The.
Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain, Lekin Ghar Par To Daal Ke Ilaava Kuch Khaane Ko Hai Hi Nahi.”
Husband: “Ek Kaam Karna Jab Wo Log Aaye To Tum Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena Mein Puchunga Kya Hua To Kehna Paneer Ki Sabzi Gir Gayi Phir Doosra Giraana, Main Puchhu To Kahna Biryani Gir Gayi Aur Tab Main Kahunga Ki Chalo Daal Hi Le Aayo.”
Thode Der Baad Mehmaan Aaye To Wife Khaana Banane Kitchen Mein Chali Gayi.
Kitchen Mein Se Bartan Girne Ki Aawaj Aayi.
Husband Shouts: “Kya Hua?”
Wife: “Daal Hi Gir Gayi Manhoos.“

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